"Guys, from now on, call me Merlin." * "Half man, half dog, 100% sexy." * "Half man, half dog, next Springer." * "Has anyone in there seen Carol Anne?" * "Has anyone seen Fox Mulder's sister?" (The X-Files) * "Have fun stormin' the castle. ... "I guess Bowzer's on vacation." [Super Mario Bros.] * "I guess this means I won't have children." * "I hate these low budget B-levels." * "I haven't been this scared since I was trapped in Barry Manilow's rumpus room." ...
